Shipping
📦 Shipping Info
We’re committed to getting your order to you quickly and reliably — because no one should have to wait too long for sarcasm in shirt form.
⏳ Processing Time
Once you place your order, please allow 2–5 business days for processing. You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking info as soon as your items are on the move.
🚚 Estimated Delivery Times
Delivery times may vary slightly based on your location and local postal services:
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United Kingdom & Europe: 5–10 business days
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United States & Canada: 5–10 business days
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Australia & New Zealand: 10–15 business days
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Rest of the World: 10–20 business days
Note: these are estimates and may be affected by customs delays, holidays, or strikes (classic).
💡 Multiple Items?
Your order may arrive in separate packages depending on item type or availability — don’t worry, they’re all on their way.
❓Need Help?
If your order hasn’t arrived after the estimated delivery window, please head to our Contact Us page and we’ll get it sorted.